it’s so cute when you talk to someone a lot and then you notice the little phrases that you use and the stupid little things you say slipping into their vocabulary more and more
guys i feel as ignored as
- a white crayon
- the first piece of bread
- internet explorer
- the terms of agreement
- 18+ warning
- Kevin Jonas
- the fourth girl in spring breakers
"I love the way her breathing changes as soon as I touch her body."
when u post a selfie it really brings out the true homies
overprotective parents raise the best liars.
but seriously, i mean i don´t even do bad things and i have to lie a lot
"dark lipstick makes you look intimidating"
good. stay the hell away from me.