crocobaby:

Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?

(via squishy-cake)

(via virginity)

thevirginityslayer:

edwardspoonhands:

moeranda:

itseliberg33:

can she just get an award or something

I reblog this whenever it pops up on my dash.

So many directions she could have gone with this joke…out of infinite possibilities…she picked the best possible direction.

Best video in the world

(Source: aryanstark, via fvck-bye)

Timestamp: 1406508866

thevirginityslayer:

edwardspoonhands:

moeranda:

itseliberg33:

can she just get an award or something

I reblog this whenever it pops up on my dash.

So many directions she could have gone with this joke…out of infinite possibilities…she picked the best possible direction.

Best video in the world

(Source: aryanstark, via fvck-bye)

windspray:

how do i get a flat stomach by tomorrow

(via gnarly)

perfect:

shaxaphone:

It’s 1:56 am and I’m trying to sleep shut the fuck up

It’s 1:57 am and I have a boy who loves me and all you got are these notes from my picture

(via h0lding0ntonothing)

Timestamp: 1406039861

perfect:

shaxaphone:

It’s 1:56 am and I’m trying to sleep shut the fuck up

It’s 1:57 am and I have a boy who loves me and all you got are these notes from my picture

(via h0lding0ntonothing)

tongue-toyed:

i never really liked

my name

much

until i found out

what it tastes like

when you write it in frosting

on top of a cake

(Source: your-scallywag, via sextnoise)

amazed:

I follow back everyone!

(Source: e-pi-de-mic, via virginity)

Timestamp: 1405938648

amazed:

I follow back everyone!

(Source: e-pi-de-mic, via virginity)

amazed:

I follow back everyone!

(Source: e-pi-de-mic, via virginity)

Timestamp: 1405938545

amazed:

I follow back everyone!

(Source: e-pi-de-mic, via virginity)

foodchewer:

where can i find some self esteem on sale

(via virginity)